Passive aggressive notes are the best.
there was nothing passive about the second one..
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.