Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
chill hazel grace its a metaphor
I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
Grab her booty
the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen
he sent me the meme
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails