greatwhiteprivilege:

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u


ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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a-bit-of-candlewax-left:

You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE


virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that


raynargayez-jr:

when people promise you things youre really excited about but never go through with it

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apatheticghost:

nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something


ticktoast:

this show is a gift


"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

This is important.

(via goddessgretchen)